Ray started all of this with his blonde jokes, and I thought: "Are there any ammo jokes?"
Post your jokes here, please.
A 100 year old man tells his doctor at the office visit that is he doing great, just married a 20 year old (yes, Ray, blonde) and she is pregnant.
“What do you think?”, the old man says.
“Well”, says the doctor, “once a hunter friend of mine went strolling in the woods, saw a deer, raised his gun and fired 2 shots. The deer fell dead. Then the hunter realized that he left his gun at home and was using a walking stick. What do you think happened?”
“Someone else put those 2 shots into the deer”, the old man said.
“Exactly my point”, said the doctor.
I don’t know which ammo killed the deer.