Is there such a thing as IAA tooth fairy?


#1

We are sitting a mile away from the Arch getting ready to go out to eat and my son’s tooth comes out. He asked me if there is a Drury Inn tooth fairy. I, after 3 free glasses of wine (yes, Jon, you get 3 a day for nothing), being giddy, decided to ask the forum. Ron is soooo gonna kill me tomorrow.


#2

Tomorrow he may “yell” at you, but come Wednesday morning, he’ll be able to do it in person.


#3

To get this back on track…put a CARTRIDGE under his pillow!


#4

Make it a 7.62x39 cartridge and have him show it to “Uncle Ron” on Wednesday, as something he got from the “IAA tooth fairy”.


#5

If it is an India or Nigeria or Pakistan 7.62x39 I MIGHT over look this breech in protocol.
Signed-- Ron “The Royal Tooth Fairy Enforcer”